Quote of the day

"World Series tonight--assuming the world only includes New York to Pennsylvania."

Stephen Colbert, opening segment, The Colbert Report, October 28, 2009

Quote of the day

"[In the year 3000] YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge to become one super time-wasting website called 'YouTwitFace.' "

--Conan O'Brien, "In the Year 3000 Sketch", The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, June 3, 2009

(Yeaaaaahhhhhh, I diiiiiiiiigggg Conan.) :)

Quote of the day

"I've timed this perfectly. I'm on a last-place network, I moved to a state that's bankrupt, and tonight's show is sponsored by General Motors."

--Conan O'Brien, during his monologue on his first episode of The Tonight Show, June 1, 2009