Bad, bad writing

Jenners has recently started a new feature of her blog, Fun and Games with Jenners.This first game has to do with bad writing. The rules are simple: write an introduction to a novel, as poorly as you can.

Here we go! I thought of this one in the car (where I have my best thoughts):

"Sally saw six serpents slithering slowly southward so slowly she saw slimy snails suddenly speed southwest."
--from my first novel, Sally Seahorse and the Seaurchins



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