1. Robins have red breasts. Why are their eggs blue?
Sorry, but my Magic 8 Ball won't answer questions unless they have a yes/no answer.
2. The doorbell buzzes at the same moment the phone rings. Who was on the phone?
The village, calling me to tell them that their idiot was missing.
3. It seems that there are several very popular memes each day of the week. Which meme did you first become a regular of?
This one! Now I'm not so much a regular. I post whenever I can.
4. It is about time that Berleen and Kimber meet in person. Should we start a collection to fly one of them to the other, or just hope Thom's bus and get from Hawaii to Kimber in Arizona and take her to Berleen in Minnesota?
Why not meet halfway in, say, Nebraska?
5. Tell us about your pets. Do you have one that you wish would run away?
I have two cats, Maggie and Gabby, and no, I do not wish that they would run away!
6. What was the last thing colored red that you wore?
7. I have a train that runs by where I live several times a day. I actually find it peaceful. What's the longest journey that you have taken by train?
Twelve hours, from Madrid to Paris. Slept in a sleeper car with five of my high school classmates. I loved it!
8. If Kimber threw a five dollar bill off a building that was five stories high, and Berleen threw a twenty off a build that was six stories high, who do you think would find the money?
Some kid who likes to stand at on the street, near the ground floor, and waits all day for money to fall from the sky.
9. If reincarnation really happens, whose life would you like to know that you have already led?
Jackie Onassis. Don't know why; her name was the first to come to mind.
10. What are your three favorite possessions?
iPod, DVR, cell phone. In that order.
11. A lot of people still believe that Elvis is alive. Have you ever worn blue suede shoes?
12. Do you have siblings? If yes, are you anything alike?
Sister Kitten and I do have some things in common, but we're different people.
13. Has anyone ever asked you to strip naked and cluck like a chicken?
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