Thursday Thunks: March 5, 2009

Dedicated this week to Pooba, who said that I owe my readers at least one meme. :)

1. This cat- Link- scary or cute?
Cute in a very sad way. Poor kitty!

2. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reproducing again. Good idea or don't care?
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care,
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care,
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care,
I wish they'd go away!

3. Do you smile at strangers when you make eye contact?
Mama Cat always told me never to talk to strangers. Or make eye contact with them, for that matter. :P

4. What percentage of your sarcasm isn't really sarcasm at all?
Moi? Sarcastic? Who ya calling sarcastic?
Truthfully, zero percent.

5. If you were to be a dog breed, which breed would you be?
A lab. I'm very loyal to my friends--right, Pooba? ;)

6. Go grab the closest book. Open up to page 27. Whats the 4th sentence?
"Even at the height of their popularity, these programs offended a number of people for a number of reasons." --Punished by Rewards, by Alfie Kohn

7. When's the last time someone put one over on you, told you a story that you totally fell for when it wasn't anywhere near true?
I can't remember the last time, but back in college, my freshman year, a friend of mine had convinced all of our mutual friends that he and his girlfriend were getting married. It tunred out not to be true; in fact, they broke up five months later.

8. Ever seen Michael Jackson in person?
No. I was too young to see any of the Victory tour, and by the time he last toured I had lost interest in his music.

9. Do you have a gut?
I always listen to my gut. It never fails me. I have good intuition.

10. What is one thing in your kitchen you have too many/too much of?
Lentils. I was into making lentil soup for a while, but haven't made it all winter.

11. Ever had a colon cleansing?
Yes, I have, and what better note to end this week's Thursday Thunks on? Ya glad I decided to do this? I am! :)