Dear So and So...

Ahhhh...time for my weekly therapy session dedicated to those who have pissed me off who have brought my life joy over the past week.

1. Dear Mama Cat,
Why is it that, whenever I clean my house top to bottom, you never want to come in, but you insist on coming in when it's not up to your museum-like cleanliness standards? I, unlike you, am not retired. Cut me some slack.

Your loving daughter, Kitten

2. Dear A and Piss Off,
I know that the real name for your chain of supermarkets is the A&P, but I have to call you by the name I give you. You're the closest store by me, but I try not to do my primary shopping there. Case in point: last week I used the automatic checkout line, and ran into some problems. It took me longer to find someone to help me than it did to pay for my groceries. I could have spent less time paying in the line that was ten people long.

I don't even understand why I still go to your establishment...oh yeah, it's only good for last-minute items. But I hope this story understands why I don't do my primary shopping there!

Disgruntled customer, Kitten

3. Dear Sony Ericsson,
Earlier I wrote, in my Friday Fragments post, about how the front panel broke off of my W350 phone, and how I couldn't get a replacement. Well, all I can say to you is--I know why that phone was free with my contract renewal! It's the worst cell phone I've ever used, and sadly, I'm stuck with it for another year--unless I fork over $300 for a new, better phone. Which I may just do, once I save up some money to make up for my recent car repair bill.

Frustrated, Kitten