Friday, July 3, 2009

Dear So and So...

Dear So and So...

Ahhhh...time for my weekly therapy session dedicated to those who have pissed me off who have brought my life joy over the past week.

1. Dear Mama Cat,
Why is it that, whenever I clean my house top to bottom, you never want to come in, but you insist on coming in when it's not up to your museum-like cleanliness standards? I, unlike you, am not retired. Cut me some slack.

Your loving daughter, Kitten

2. Dear A and Piss Off,
I know that the real name for your chain of supermarkets is the A&P, but I have to call you by the name I give you. You're the closest store by me, but I try not to do my primary shopping there. Case in point: last week I used the automatic checkout line, and ran into some problems. It took me longer to find someone to help me than it did to pay for my groceries. I could have spent less time paying in the line that was ten people long.

I don't even understand why I still go to your establishment...oh yeah, it's only good for last-minute items. But I hope this story understands why I don't do my primary shopping there!

Disgruntled customer, Kitten

3. Dear Sony Ericsson,
Earlier I wrote, in my Friday Fragments post, about how the front panel broke off of my W350 phone, and how I couldn't get a replacement. Well, all I can say to you is--I know why that phone was free with my contract renewal! It's the worst cell phone I've ever used, and sadly, I'm stuck with it for another year--unless I fork over $300 for a new, better phone. Which I may just do, once I save up some money to make up for my recent car repair bill.

Frustrated, Kitten

9 comments:

lizspin said...

How is it that NO ONE ever pops by when the house is clean????

Yaya said...

I hear ya on the house thing. The one day I let it get to a disaster is the day everyone stops by!

drollgirl said...

bah!!! i COMPLETELY relate to #1! mama kitten needs to cut you some slack! and it is a good thing she isn't popping by my place to day. it is a disaster and it is too hot to clean!

i hope you have a great weekend that is free of any further frustration! fingers crossed!!!

:)

Bee and Rose said...

I could've written everyone of these! I love Dear So and So!

a mouthy irish woman? ridiculous! said...

a & p? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Gena said...

I like the way you think!

Happy 4th and VGNO!

MISSY said...

You are so funny....I love reading your posts.
I hate those automatic check out lines at the grocery stores. They are supposed to expedite things but 9 times out of 10 they don't work.

Jenners said...

I so relate to getting the house "mother clean" and then not getting the satisfaction of getting full approval and recognition!!!

Valerie said...

I can't stand it when people stop by and my house is dirty. My MIL has never seen my house clean - I think she has radar. Great letters.